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Mittwoch, November 5, 2008 - 21:37
Heard any good jokes lately?
Its just one of those times when the more i can laugh....the better. Please share your clean and lightly(?) dirty jokes guaranteed to make me laugh.
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Please do not anyone take offense, its just a joke i heard:
A white man, jewish man, and a black man walk into a bar.......what does the bartender say?
"Get Out"!
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"....and she called out a Warning....WARNING!!!....don't ever let life pass you by! "
AMEN!
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"....and she called out a Warning....WARNING!!!....don't ever let life pass you by! "
The government is lame!
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ahhhh, i see User Banned we both think the us government is a joke, but its funny i don't laugh
near as much as i used to since i became disabled and they expect me to live on what some
people make in a week, in a month. I could get real graphic, obnoxious (but truthful!) about some of my experiences......but i'll spare everyone my personal crap! But i so wish i could move
to another country right now!
Thanks for starting up the thread again......more jokes please!
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"....and she called out a Warning....WARNING!!!....don't ever let life pass you by! "
ahahahahha
" like a waking limb, pins and needles, nice to know you "
Wanna hear a joke?
The government!
(and NO ONE THINKS MY 2012 JOKE IS FUNNY?!?!! COME ON!)
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Hahaha! Funny one Punchdrunk.
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when I drive myself my light is found.....
People think my joke is offensive. o_o;
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A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom, in disbelief says, "Hey...why not?! I'm a fun guy!!"
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Haha I love the mario joke Brielle
LOL at the snowman joke. good one, Brielle.
Wanna hear a joke?
2012!
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What did one snow man say to the other? smells like carrots.
what kind of pants do the mario brothers wear? denimdenimdenim
What's the difference in beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are about $l.95 and deer nuts are just under a buck.! (heeheehee)
Free
what a good and funny thought for Christmas.
OMG is so true......
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the warmth
This is me laughing.
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Who would YOU eat?
A Thought for Christmas
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?
They Would have asked directions.
Arrived on time.
Helped deliver the baby.
Cleaned the stable.
Made a casserole.
Brought more practical gifts, and
There would be Peace on Earth
Steven Wright Jokes:
24 hour banking?....i don't have time for that.
i have a cd burner.....my fireplace
i'm addicted to placebos. I could quit but it wouldn't matter.
you know, if heat rises, heaven might be hotter than hell.
i think its wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly
a friend of mine has a trophy wife.....but apparently it wasn't first place.
Today I heard that
in fact
America is in a recession
and has been in one since 2007
WOW
thats funny.
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the warmth
Where do you think I got the lists from?
You all know I have a horrid memory! XD
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love all the jokes
I'm terrible with telling a joke
or remembering them =)
but if I get a good one in my e-mail I'll
copy and paste =)
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Buster...not a real chicken
I can almost smell the stench! LoL (not!)
AHAHAHA!!!!!
The ROFLCOPTER has taken off!!!!!!
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Picture the scene where whatever you thought, would in the blink of an eye,
manifest and become illustrated.
Yes, I have! Glad you ask... I'm sorry, but here it is.
Thou mother is so fat, that she has to buy tampons in Carpetland. (tæppeland in Danish)
ha.
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Neither did I.
Worms are asexual.
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No, tell me about the worm, please
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AAA!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
I think our wall of love is overwhelming at worst.
Alriiight.
So did you hear the one about the worm with the Electra complex?
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I know, cuz I love you, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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Naz.
Did I ever tell you that I love you?
No really. I LOVE you.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
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Question: What do men have in
Common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them
Forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
Would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink..
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
How's that for a few good laughs????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
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Bye darling!!! Its only 9:45 here.... O.o
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OMG! It's late! gotta hit the hay!
Ciao for now, Brit!!!
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LOL!!!
Nice.
"I'm not BURNT OUT!!!! I'm just, uh, RESTING!!!!"
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This one's right up my alley:
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
LOL!!!
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HAHA!!!!!!
Oh my god thats GREAT!!! I have only caught probably three cabs. I always have my car, or have a way to get places. But I am also not legal drinking age, so I don't have that yet.......
Ya know.
Greece you say? Awesome. I can not wait to travel to places like that!
I am rather fond of my Californian joke also!
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LOL Brit, that was a good one!
True story about a taxi steal: I was in Greece and waiting for a taxi with my friends, when one pulled up and out of nowhere a couple Greek guys ran up and the one reached out and squeezed my boobs, and jumped in the taxi with his friend and took off!!!
Talk about a way to distract someone!!! LOL
good times
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.
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