So, I never realized I wanted to crowd surf until August 6th at Penn's Landing in Philly....Let's just say that I've done it once and I'll probably never do it again.

PRO: I can cross it off my life to-do list

CON: I'm down a pair of black flip-flops

PRO: I made a new friend

CON: He's a security gaurd who had to carry me away from the crowd

PRO: I got groped

CON: I got groped

PRO: I made it almost all the way up to the stage

CON: I don't remember much of it because I got hit in the face at some point triggering a bloody
nose and inability to stand up straight

PRO: I have a great story

CON: I'm bruised and battered with a great stupid drunk story

I guess it all kind of evens out in the end. I can say confidently that my lesson is learned. No more crowd surfing.